I doubt that any of you will be shocked to learn that I am an unabashed breast man.  Yay boobies!  I have thus far been delighted with the changes that mother nature has bestowed on my darling wife.  One expected side effect has been the need for a maternity bra, both to support her assets as allow for breast feeding.  A few days ago she went shopping for a maternity bra, only to find that the normal stores did not carry her size.  She requires a size that is embarrassinglyhigh in the alphabet and needed to go to a specialty store to get one that fit.

I have found out the cost of breasts:  $50 a bra.  Apparently, going non-standard size, with sufficient bulwarking to support that size, along with breast feeding enabling flaps vastly increases the cost of the average bra.  Not that I'm shopping for them regularly or anything. . .  Maybe that's cheap?

Anyway, at least we were able to find a secondary use for them - click "Read More" below to see.