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Celery, Celerity, and Hamster - A Comparison

  • Apr. 28th, 2008 at 9:14 PM
Rex Schrader
My daughter, while being incredibly cute, is a fairly simple creature right now. She is certainly more interesting than, say, a stalk of celery, but somewhat less interesting than a hamster.  Here is a convenient comparison chart


CeleryCelerityHamster
  • Not Cute
  • Sits Still
  • Eats Dirt
  • Can Photosynthesize
  • Doesn't play
  • "Good for you"
  • Rustles in the breeze
  • Very Cute
  • Doesn't Sit Still
  • Would like to eat dirt
  • Cannot Photosynthesize
  • Plays with our hearts
  • Delicious
  • Noisy
  • Cute and Fuzzy
  • Moves Constantly
  • Eats food pellets
  • Likes a warm patch of sunlight
  • Plays in wheels and tubes
  • Stringy
  • Skitters

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[info]sandtyger wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Oh ya....
baby brain is in full effect...
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(Anonymous) wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh ya....
I second that lol let's see you are suppose to be watching Dodi's Psych, Hmmmm who is watching yours. Newborn fog has set it.
Auntie Bird
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[info]deedrop29 wrote:
Apr. 30th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
You have TOO much time on you hands! You should REALLY be sleeping.... dee
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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 20th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC)
Comparison Chart
I would say that Celerity may actually be a contender in the Cute and Fuzzy category. Baby hair is fuzzy. Baby skin is even better than fuzzy.

Also, I bet Celerity would actually like a patch of sunlight.

Therefore, it seems that stringy and playing in wheels and tubes and skittering are of high importance to you. If not, I think that you should reconsider Celerity placement on the chart.

At about 3.5 months, a personality emerges. This is nice. Cheers, Karen Ross (think about it, you can break the alias)
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